tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39756156996264944922024-03-12T20:05:57.908-07:00Top Jokes: now that's humor!funniest jokes, videos, pictures in the web compiled!Stronys Cathaloniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328536948028589592noreply@blogger.comBlogger432125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975615699626494492.post-15891899434555782782011-10-03T18:59:00.000-07:002011-10-03T19:06:31.401-07:00WE ARE MOVING<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >We are moving to a different URL guys... the new site will be:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://www.crackpile.com/"><span style="font-size:300%;">www.crackpile.com</span></a></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >This means more updates and more fun!!!</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Thank you for your continued patronage.</span><br /></div>Stronys Cathaloniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328536948028589592noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975615699626494492.post-88235945495571206542011-09-27T22:38:00.001-07:002011-09-27T22:39:58.216-07:00How to Troll a Hipster<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KHzOVl1FoUU/ToKy5W9lhoI/AAAAAAAABLE/nKbY8d3VJnA/s1600/holyegg_cool_funny_pictures_75.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 317px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KHzOVl1FoUU/ToKy5W9lhoI/AAAAAAAABLE/nKbY8d3VJnA/s400/holyegg_cool_funny_pictures_75.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5657280780416943746" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">click image to enlarge<br /><br/><iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fstronys.blogspot.com%2F2011%2F09%2Fhow-to-troll-hipster.html&send=false&layout=standard&width=200&show_faces=false&action=like&colorscheme=light&font&height=35" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:200px; height:35px;" allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe></div>Stronys Cathaloniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328536948028589592noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975615699626494492.post-83648772352815767832011-09-27T03:16:00.000-07:002011-09-27T03:18:14.947-07:00School Supplies: Freshman Vs. 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height: 396px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iTILtJ8q2H0/TnXHCvf9LNI/AAAAAAAABKI/acdM6_yNmVo/s400/lol%2B%25286%2529.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5653643757157690578" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">click images to enlarge<br /></div><br /><br /><center><iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?app_id=110698629037097&href=http%3A%2F%2Fstronys.blogspot.com%2F2011%2F09%2Fgreat-sticker-placement.html&send=false&layout=standard&width=200&show_faces=false&action=like&colorscheme=light&font&height=35" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:200px; height:35px;" allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe></center>Stronys Cathaloniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328536948028589592noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975615699626494492.post-39296960809988013402011-09-10T22:33:00.001-07:002011-09-20T23:33:03.372-07:00Boat! Land!<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nd_5tEGhX6c/TmxITHlzkFI/AAAAAAAABIc/reO-yM4jVoo/s1600/funny-comic-desert-island-boat-land.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 202px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nd_5tEGhX6c/TmxITHlzkFI/AAAAAAAABIc/reO-yM4jVoo/s400/funny-comic-desert-island-boat-land.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5650971125735460946" border="0" /></a>click image to enlarge<br /></div><br /><br /><center><iframe src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?app_id=214076665322173&href=http%3A%2F%2Fstronys.blogspot.com%2F2011%2F09%2Fboat-land.html&send=false&layout=standard&width=200&show_faces=false&action=like&colorscheme=light&font&height=35" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:200px; height:35px;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe></center>Stronys Cathaloniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328536948028589592noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975615699626494492.post-55307085012322574412011-09-07T01:00:00.001-07:002011-09-27T03:27:46.566-07:00Why Dogs Have Short Lives<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-t2jkUSL99vs/TmckryQfRwI/AAAAAAAABIQ/o91T7QuTzhQ/s1600/dogs.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 361px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OKJdr57mqfI/Td_BRvduF_I/AAAAAAAABG8/iWGUaMcbIUU/s400/do-i-look-fat-in-this.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5611416171269986290" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">click image to enlarge<br /></div>Stronys Cathaloniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328536948028589592noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975615699626494492.post-22842684068631789232011-05-20T15:42:00.000-07:002011-05-20T15:43:01.082-07:00Superman the Wife Shaver<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NgA9NuHM_Vg/TdbuZLeADUI/AAAAAAAABGw/gHDrSaWjw5I/s1600/superman.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 274px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NgA9NuHM_Vg/TdbuZLeADUI/AAAAAAAABGw/gHDrSaWjw5I/s400/superman.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5608932502279294274" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">click image to enlarge<br /></div>Stronys Cathaloniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328536948028589592noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975615699626494492.post-46972972701886375642011-05-20T03:36:00.001-07:002011-05-20T03:36:18.505-07:00Quick Management Potential Quiz<p>The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "manager." The questions are not that difficult.</p> <ol><li><b>How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?</b><br />The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.<br /><i>This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.</i></li><br /><br /><li><b>How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?</b><br />Wrong Answer : Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.<br />Correct Answer : Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.<br /><i>This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.</i></li><br /><br /><li><b>The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?</b><br />Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.<br /><i>This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.</i></li><br /><br /><li><b>There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?</b><br />Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!<br /><i>This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.</i></li></ol> <p>According to Andersen Consulting World wide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many pre-schoolers got several correct answers. Andersen Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most management consultants have the brains of a four-year old.</p>Stronys Cathaloniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328536948028589592noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975615699626494492.post-67592281844190366072011-05-18T17:59:00.001-07:002011-05-18T18:00:30.969-07:00Don't Mess with Grandma<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SR7JWCX_Zl4/TdRroHSTY1I/AAAAAAAABGk/hHrkrHwNyvA/s1600/picturesdontgrandmaku3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 399px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SR7JWCX_Zl4/TdRroHSTY1I/AAAAAAAABGk/hHrkrHwNyvA/s400/picturesdontgrandmaku3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5608225772877865810" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">click image to enlarge</span><br /></div>Stronys Cathaloniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328536948028589592noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975615699626494492.post-30653318294698235432011-05-06T01:37:00.000-07:002011-05-06T01:39:32.218-07:00Osama Bin Laden is DEAD!!!<center><img src="http://man-sport-shoes.com/president-obama.gif" /></center>Stronys Cathaloniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328536948028589592noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975615699626494492.post-31001708966219038062011-05-02T23:18:00.001-07:002011-05-02T23:18:51.374-07:00Some of My Favorite One LinersI asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.<br /><br />You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.<br /><br />Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.<br /><br />Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.<br /><br />I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.<br /><br />If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?<br /><br />This girl rang me up one time, she says "come over, nobody is home", I went over, no one was home!<br /><br />Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.<br /><br />The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.<br /><br />Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.<br /><br />We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.<br /><br />Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.<br /><br />Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.<br /><br />Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.<br /><br />I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.Stronys Cathaloniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328536948028589592noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975615699626494492.post-45412223943344195632011-04-30T07:49:00.000-07:002011-04-30T07:50:45.340-07:00Who doesn't like a blonde joke?A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?” The blond replies…..”Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”Stronys Cathaloniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328536948028589592noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975615699626494492.post-80879469889471409272011-03-24T02:24:00.000-07:002011-03-24T02:25:24.699-07:00Invisible Man<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AayEGpANv2Y/TYsN-EzVD2I/AAAAAAAABGM/z2iWlgZFrIM/s1600/biNRa.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 331px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AayEGpANv2Y/TYsN-EzVD2I/AAAAAAAABGM/z2iWlgZFrIM/s400/biNRa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5587575122775314274" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">click image to enlarge<br /></div>Stronys Cathaloniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328536948028589592noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975615699626494492.post-58495357277731424552011-03-15T08:39:00.001-07:002011-03-15T08:39:46.954-07:00Grandad Remembering the Good Old Days<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7JOkLDo27k4/TX-IKpIeygI/AAAAAAAABGA/aA35ihzfhpM/s1600/Grandad-remembering-the-good-old-days-600x540.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 360px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7JOkLDo27k4/TX-IKpIeygI/AAAAAAAABGA/aA35ihzfhpM/s400/Grandad-remembering-the-good-old-days-600x540.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5584331779384199682" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">click image to enlarge<br /></div>Stronys Cathaloniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328536948028589592noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3975615699626494492.post-72657441231824775452011-03-04T07:42:00.000-08:002011-03-04T07:44:46.367-08:00They will never have a girlfriend<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ygeovfav1TU/TXEIsMTIjnI/AAAAAAAABF0/uw4MQp56Zmw/s1600/michael-jackson-urlesque.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ygeovfav1TU/TXEIsMTIjnI/AAAAAAAABF0/uw4MQp56Zmw/s400/michael-jackson-urlesque.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5580250968597499506" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GuijV5YC-Pg/TXEIr8f_f-I/AAAAAAAABFs/vW3KQ6PqC5k/s1600/3rd-rock.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 344px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GuijV5YC-Pg/TXEIr8f_f-I/AAAAAAAABFs/vW3KQ6PqC5k/s400/3rd-rock.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5580250964356464610" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dVOyuv8xIos/TXEIrqlZD1I/AAAAAAAABFk/EGF-Sw7pKOc/s1600/girlfriend-megan-fox.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 384px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dVOyuv8xIos/TXEIrqlZD1I/AAAAAAAABFk/EGF-Sw7pKOc/s400/girlfriend-megan-fox.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5580250959547273042" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wze_RFZrOVo/TXEIrmx7yMI/AAAAAAAABFc/fdc570FmyPU/s1600/girlfriend-clooney.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wze_RFZrOVo/TXEIrmx7yMI/AAAAAAAABFc/fdc570FmyPU/s400/girlfriend-clooney.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5580250958526138562" border="0" /></a>Stronys Cathaloniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12328536948028589592noreply@blogger.com1