A priest goes out golfing with a nun as caddy. On one hole the priest slices terribly. "Damn! I missed!" he yells. "Father, you shouldn't say such things," the nun says. "I'm sorry, sister," the priest says.
The next hole, the priest hits the ball way to the left. "Damn! I missed!" he yells. "Father, you really should watch your language, God doesn't appreciate that," the nun says. "I'm sorry, sister, it won't happen again," the priest says.
On the next hole, the priest hits the ball into a sandtrap. "Damn! I missed!" he yells.
All of a sudden the sky darkens, thunder sounds, and a lightning bolt flashes down -- and fries the nun.
A big voice booms, "Damn! I missed!"
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