Englishman, American, Irishman

An Englishman, an American and an Irishman are called upon to test a lie detector.

The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent.

The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "All right, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent.

The Irishman says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.


iMike said...

This joke got me a bunch of laughs with my family. Thanks