Lawyer, Hindu, Jew

A lawyer, a Hindu and a Jew were on vacation. They were taking a road trip through Tennessee, but they were tired and there wasn't a hotel in sight. After driving around for awhile, they came upon a farmhouse and figured they might able to stay with the owner.

So they went to the front door and the farmer answered their knock. They explained their plight and the farmer said they were welcome to stay in his home.

"I can only fit two people in the guest bedroom, so one of you will have to sleep in the barn," the farmer said.

"Well, I'll sleep in the barn," the Hindu said. "You two fellows take the bed and I'll see y'all in the morning!"

The lawyer and the Jew were getting settled down in the bed and they heard a knock on the door. It was the Hindu.

"There's a cow out there," the Hindu said. "It's against my religion to sleep with a cow."

So the Jew said he'd sleep in the barn. The Hindu and the lawyer were getting settled in the bed when they heard a knock on the door. It was the Jew.

"There's a pig out there," he said. "There's no way I'm sleeping with a pig!"

The lawyer said he'd sleep in the barn. The Hindu and the Jew were getting settled down in the bed and they heard a knock on the door.

It was the cow and the pig.

submitted by Ethan from naturalhawg.blogspot.com