Sobriety Test

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.

"What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop.

"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act," the juggler explains.

"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop: "Let's see you do it."

So the juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully. A couple driving by slows down to watch.

"Wow," says the driver to his wife: "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"