A woman was in bed with her lover, Steve, when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry!" she said: "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered: "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly: "The Martins bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said about the statue -- not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around 2 a.m., the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the statue: "Eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Henderson’s for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."
3 comments:
Hey a piece of pie, milk and cookies, sounds like Steve has it made. Funny.
hilarious. ty for the joke
Can you imagine having to get the powder out? eweeooo
And I never use that word, just couldn't think of a better one.
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